The Not So Average Life

  • mom: what are you reading about?
  • me: not blow jobs
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bakandayuu:

Oops. They all found the Mpreg tag.


nuggits2:

did you know if you say bloody marry 3 times in the mirror at 1am your mom will tell you to shut the fuck up and go to bed

Via no



missmakoto:

IMPORTANT! SPREAD THE WORD!!!!! REBLOG THE SHIT OUT OF THIS PHOTO



The Chronicle of Teacher


Via Confessions of an Alchemist!

Time to start being honest with myself…

I am going to go read gay porn now because the pictures on tumblr made me fan girl shreik.



sincerelysola:

gambollingseaotters:

Look it’s an anime period. Kawaii~!

i just choked

…*stares at the pads and tampons I just bought…stares at my crotch*…why can’t you be that cute?…


The Simpsons

heyfunniest:

(Source: breadpao)

Via Bookmusicalover's Space

THAT MOMENT WHEN YOUR CREEPY ASS STALKER LEAVES SCHOOL A MONTH EARLY! THANK GOD! I AM SO HAPPY I WANT TO DANCE AND CRY AT THE SAME TIME KNOWING I WILL NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN!


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